Friday, February 17, 2012

Welcome to Fangtasia!

We have very few rules at Fangtasia but law forces us to post them.. so here they are..

  • Vampires may not bite patrons.
  • Patrons may not ask for vampire blood.
  • Harassment of any kind is not permitted on bar premises.
  • Feeding on humans while being filmed is punishable by the true death so says the Vampire Authority.
  • Feeding on stray cats is strongly discouraged.
  • Serving minors is against the law.
  • Throwing glitter on vampires and saying "SPARKLE DAMN YOU!" is punishable by the true death so says the Fangtasia staff.

Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blah.

~ Fangtasia Staff